How A Bunny Rabbit’s Lustful Vagenda Can Make You Piles of Cash from Email

It's strange but true...

My bunny rabbit, Piggly Wiggly, has always had a lustful "vagenda" when it comes to making me piles of cash from my emails.

If you're from an alternate universe and never watched the TV show Fringe, you're missing out on great email story ideas and terms like "vagenda".

Head on over to your Netflix account and watch all five seasons immediately...

Anyway, Piggy Wiggly loves to infiltrate my email list with her lustful vagenda from time to time...

She sneaks onto my computer at night to watch "bunny porn" and write emails...

Puts pictures of her mounting her little brother, Bunkins, on my blog and emails...

Watch out for her vagenda...

Argues with me constantly over pricing... trying to give obscene discounts behind my back ...

Threatens to mount my big toe if I don't go along with her evil schemes of offering my high-priced training for next-to-nothing... (she even threatened to mount Million Dollar Mike Morgan's bald head once...).

Her vagenda is never-ending I tell ya...

Whatever.

Let's talk about something important...

You call yourself a salesperson, you son of a bunny!

This never-ending saga of a bunny's vagenda is an example of how to make piles of cash from your emails through telling stories... (real or otherwise...).

Here's one example of telling a "real" story resulting in multiple sales...

There I was...

I was hanging out with a big dog from MindValley between sessions at the 2012 MarketingSherpa/MECLABS Email Summit (my 7th year in a row attending)...

When all of a sudden, Dr. Flint McGlaughlin (one of the most respected marketers on the planet and director of MECLABS) comes up to us and starts chatting...

He turns to the big dog @ MindValley and says:

You know what?

I have no idea why Big Jason keeps coming back to our conferences...

He should be teaching this stuff.

Dr. Flint then turned to me and said:

In fact, I'm really tired from speaking the last couple of days.

Jason, can you handle the next session while I go back to my room and take a nap?

Obviously, he was joking.

I even said "Funny guy!" after telling the tale.

Yet, his "joke" is still saying something without me having to translate it.

What did it say?

Well, I didn't find out right away...

It wasn't until last week, when a student of mine felt the need to let me know why he signed up...

Here's his story from Facebook... in his own words:

A story worth telling...

This is the power of story telling in your emails... regardless if you have a bunny rabbit, pot belly pig, parrot...

... or maybe even your crazy uncle Joe.

If you'd like to see complete examples of my emails with stories (that actually make sales), click the link below to check out Email Response Warrior.

Click here to receive 20+ email templates (including ones with stories that sell)...

Till next time,
Big Jason

BTW, here is a clip from Fringe about her "Vagenda"...

 

 

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